{\fad(200,200)\pos(1243.56,95.89)}翻译/压制/字幕制作：HAF半个水果
{\fad(200,200)\pos(1243.56,95.89)}翻译自自动生成的英文字幕，使用AI工具，如有不准确的地方请在弹幕或评论区指正，谢谢！
{\fad(200,200)\pos(1243.56,95.89)}翻译质量权威评价：原来24年就有小拉即用机翻糊弄人了
So Windows used to have a bunch of anime girl mascots
Windows曾经拥有一系列动漫少女形象作为其吉祥物
{\pos(1277.33,1351)}These anime girls are official Microsoft characters made by Microsoft to promote Microsoft software like Windows for example
{\pos(1274.67,1297.67)}这些动漫少女是由微软官方设计，旨在推广微软的产品，例如Windows
But the idea for these anime girl mascots
did not come from Microsoft that came from the internet
然而，这些吉祥物的创意并非源自微软，而是来自互联网
{\pos(1277.33,1357.67)}Microsoft did not start using mascots like this until Windows 7 in 2009
{\pos(1274.67,1308.33)}直到2009年，Windows 7才开始使用这样的吉祥物
But some of these characters have existed online since the early 2000s
And they have a specific name they're called OS tan
And if you watch anime you probably know what this means to some extent
But tan is supposed to be a cute childish way of saying Chan at the end of a name
{\pos(1675.43,1265.29)}*日语后缀 -tan （たん），这是 -chan （ちゃん） 的过于可爱的错误发音\N
例如：欧尼酱(お兄ちゃん) o ni i chyan*
And I'm not going to be doing that the entire video so I'm calling them OS Chan from now on
我不会在整个视频里都这么叫，所以从现在开始我会称它们为“系统娘”
And these OS Chan started popping up in the early 2000s on image boards
such as 2chan and 4chan though mostly 2chan
And most of the art of os Chan and general portrays them as like cutesy and dorky
大多数关于系统娘的艺术作品通常将它们描绘得可爱又呆萌
That's probably because people generally imagine these operating systems at least back in the day as trying their best
这可能是人们通常认为这些操作系统，至少在过去，是在尽力而为的 :(
And believe it or not at one point in time people used to like Windows. Okay
信不信由你，曾有一段时间人们是喜欢Windows的。好吧
that was a thing that people did but the first personifications of Windows are thought to be Windows me
那确实是人们曾经做过的事，但Windows的首次拟人化被认为是Windows Me
which was released in 2000 and then OS Chan's name was me chan
{\pos(2230.86,1235.57)}*HAF：我直接音译了*
Because it was called Windows me and that makes sense
And really the best way to describe me chan is that me chan is a meme
She was just a really good character to appreciate windows at the time
and also say it was bad at the same time cuz it was
她是一个既能体现当时Windows的优点，同时又能吐槽它缺点的绝佳角色，因为Windows确实如此
Like people like the fact that Windows existed but it's still was like really difficult to work with
人们虽然认可Windows的存在，但它的使用体验依然让人头疼不已
And those earlier versions of Windows had a lot more charm than the current versions of Windows as you can probably imagine
早期的Windows版本比现在的Windows版本更有魅力，这一点你大概也能想象得到
the newer ones are like Corocramp and on top of that since operating systems
were generally a newer thing people were way more forgiving of problems
新版本一团糟，而且由于操作系统在当时还算是个新事物，人们对问题的容忍度也高得多
In general when the current version of Windows is Windows 11 and that version of Windows still has bugs from Windows 7 yet
总的来说，现在的Windows版本是Windows 11，但还存在一些从Windows 7时代遗留的bug
People are going to be a lot less charitable to your operating system
People were also super excited about the internet in general because it was all very new
And dialup internet was not uncommon then
and a lot of you probably don't even remember having dialup which you probably never actually had it
你们中的很多人可能甚至不记得拨号上网了，甚至可能从未真正体验过
So here's what it sounded like
Your modem would make that sound whenever you connected to the internet
每当连接到互联网时，你的调制解调器都会发出那种声音
I never personally experien it because I am 24 but yeah it sounds awful
我本人没有经历过，因为我24岁，但听起来确实挺糟糕的
And that kind of internet was not uncommon when me chan was becoming popular to put the time period into perspective
在米酱开始流行的那段时间，那种联网方式还很常见，这样可以帮助你更好地理解那个时代
And fasting forward in 2005 this animation called troubled Windows blew up on image boards
回到2005年，一部名为《Troubled Windows》的动画在各大图片论坛上爆火
and then made its way to YouTube and gain a lot of popularity
随后，它传到了YouTube上，并获得了极高的人气
And when I say a lot of popularity I'm speaking relatively to image boards okay
当我说它获得了极高的人气时，是相对于图片论坛而言的
It didn't like blow up or anything but it seems like the original upload from 19 years ago is still online which is crazy to me
它并没有像病毒那样爆火传播，惊讶的是，19年前的原版上传至今仍然可看，这对我来说简直不可思议
With that video's popularity and OS chan in general someone at Microsoft eventually
随着那段视频的流行以及“系统娘”文化的兴起，微软内部有人
saw these popping up and decided to make an official anime girl mascot for Windows
注意到了这些现象，并决定为Windows打造一个官方动漫妹纸的形象作为吉祥物
Windows 7 Ultimate DSP Edition this copy of Windows was limited to 7
{\fscx83\fscy90}Windows 7 Ultimate DSP Edition，这个版本的Windows限量发行了7
It was only sold in Japan. It included a special wallpaper and Soundset for Nanami Madobe
这个版本仅在日本销售，其中包含了特别设计的Nanami壁纸和音效集
And Nanami is the mascot for Windows 7 and her name basically is Windows 7 by the way little tidbit
{\fscx85\fscy90}Nanami是Windows 7的吉祥物，她的名字“窓辺ななみ”其实就是“Windows 7”的日文谐音，算是个有趣的小彩蛋
They also released an official character profile that shows Nanami was born April 6 1992
官方发布的角色档案显示，Nanami出生于1992年4月6日，也就是Windows 3.1的发布日期
And she lives in Tokyo and has 16 extended family members
Now besides all that about the character the actual operating system itself is interesting
Thankfully someone uploaded a one minute long video that shows all of the things that this version can do
幸好有人上传了一段一分钟的视频，展示了这个版本的所有功能
Which I'll also link down below but yeah you get a little anami on the right ear screen kind of like clippy
我也会在下面附上链接，你在屏幕的右上角看到一个小Nanami，有点像回形针的感觉
I think the most surprising part to me about this is the fact that there was so much work put into it
So it's really cool to see they went all out with designing this special edition because they didn't have to do it this well
所以看到他们全力以赴设计这个特别版真的很酷，因为他们其实没必要做得这么好
It's extremely well done especially since it's only a limited thing
And I feel like it's just really cool to see because I feel like if they did this today it would be a lot worse
看到这个真的很酷，因为如果放在今天，他们可能不会做得这么好
It just be anime girl on the front cover and that's it but this version of Windows 7 had custom everything
现在可能就只是在封面上放个动漫妹纸就完事了，但这个版本的Windows 7却定制了所有细节
including a custom installed disc
{\pos(1273.33,1331)}There's also an advertisement using Nanami to promote Windows 7
{\pos(1274.67,1283)}还有一则广告用Nanami来宣传Windows 7
{\pos(1274.67,1328.33)}And honestly guys it's a really cool advertisement
{\pos(1268,1281.67)}讲真的，这则广告真的很酷
{\pos(1289.33,1243)}I really don't say that about ads very often I personally like the ad cuz they show you how to build your own computer in the ad
{\pos(1284,1188.33)}我平时很少这么夸广告，但我真的很喜欢这个广告，因为它在广告里教你怎么自己组装电脑
{\pos(1272,1327)}it's animated so well and this definitely does not absolve Microsoft of their sins of course
{\pos(1272,1280.33)}动画制作得非常精良，当然，这并不能赦免微软的过错
But it's nice to see that Microsoft used to care it shows they actually can
但看到微软曾经这么用心，还是挺让人感慨的，说明他们其实是有这个能力
There's also an anime short series of the Nanami working in an akih Habra store
还有一部关于Nanami在秋叶原商店工作的动漫短片系列
If you don't know akih Habra it's basically the wee capital of the world
There's lots of anime themed to everything from stores to cafes as well as Tech stuff
那里有很多以动漫为主题的店铺，从商店到咖啡馆，还有各种科技产品
So the location they pick for the short series makes a lot of sense
But for what I could find there was only three episodes of this show
I don't know if there's some kind of story to these or if they're one-off shorts because none of them are in English
我不知道这些短片是否有连贯的故事线，还是只是独立的单集，因为它们都不是英文的
I honestly have no idea where these came from or where I could find the original Source
说实话，我也不知道这些短片的来源，或者在哪里能找到原始出处
Because there is none so I checked the comments to see if anyone said anything helpful
因为确实没有，我看了评论，是否有人提供了有用的信息
{\pos(1614.67,803)}我想知道他们都说了什么
{\pos(1374.67,800.33)}笑了，听不懂说的什么鸟语
{\pos(1326.67,400.33)}从哪找到的？我在网上找不到有关这个动漫的信息
They're just as confused as me even the guy who uploaded the video doesn't know
I'll link them down below if you want to go look at them but I can't find an English version so sorry about that
我会把链接放在下面，如果你想看看的话，但我找不到英文版本，所以很抱歉
That's pretty much all the exclusive content I could find for this version of Windows
这基本上是我能找到的关于这个版本Windows的所有独家内容了
Which is kind of a lot given this version of Windows only had about 8
考虑到这个版本的Windows只有大约8000份，这已经算是相当多的内容了
They really went all out with this character and that might be because it's Windows 7
他们在这个角色上下了很大功夫，可能因为这是Windows 7
Windows 7 by far was the best version of Windows to be released up until then
Windows 7无疑是当时为止最好的Windows版本
Windows XP was functional but ugly in Windows Vista was just pretty. That's it
Windows XP确实功能强大但外观略显粗糙，而Windows Vista则主要在外观上有所提升，仅此而已
Windows 7 in my opinion is still better than any modern version of Windows
Windows 7在我看来仍然比任何现代版本的Windows更好
It really was just the peak of operating systems because it was just Windows 11
without any AI or Edge or bugs or any other problem
它确实是操作系统的巅峰，因为它就是没有AI、Edge、漏洞或其他任何问题的Windows 11
For example all the old control panels you can still find on Windows 11
例如，你在Windows 11、8和10上仍然能找到的所有旧控制面板都来自Windows 7
Even Microsoft seems to think it was the best version of Windows
because it can't get rid of it and I mean in general a lot of these problems with Windows 10 and 11 were
因为它无法摆脱它，而且总的来说，Windows 10 和 11 的许多问题
introduced into 8 which I think is everyone's least favorite version of Windows
都是从 8 引入的，我认为这是大家最不喜欢的 Windows 版本
It's just the worst one it was designed for tablets and no one bought Windows tablets
它是最糟糕的一个，它是为平板电脑设计的，但没人买Windows平板
So it was just bad Windows no one liked it and then on top of that since it was built on top of Windows 7
没人喜欢糟糕的Windows，由于它建立在Windows 7之上
all the functionality was garbage it was just a bad operating system
But even though Windows 8 sucks they did make multiple DSP versions of Windows 8 with anime girl mascot
虽然Windows 8很烂，但他们确实做了好几个带动漫妹纸吉祥物的DSP版本
The first OS Chan is named Madobe U with this cover art and the second one is named Madobe I with this art
第一个OS娘叫“窗边优”（Madobe U），封面长这样，第二个叫“窗边爱”（Madobe I），封面长这样
每个角色卖了4000份，总共8000份，有点像宝可梦
But there's two versions of each game and they were sold with a Microsoft wedge Mouse with a Windows 8 logo on it
但每个游戏有两个版本，还附带了一个带Windows 8标志的微软楔形鼠标
I looked this mouse up and it is probably the worst Mouse I have ever seen in my life
我看了一下这个鼠标，它可能是我这辈子见过的最糟糕的鼠标了
I don't know why they would pair this mouse with this operating system
我不明白为什么他们会把这款鼠标和这个操作系统搭配在一起
The type of person who would buy an anime girl version of Windows does not want this mouse
购买动漫妹纸版Windows的用户肯定不想要这鼠标
You know that my guess with this is they we're trying to get rid of stock because who would want this mouse
This mouse like objectively sucks look at it
But in general the Windows 8 DSP versions had less bonus content than the Windows 7 DSP version
总的来说，Windows 8 DSP版本附带的额外内容比Windows 7 DSP版本要少
They had three theme pack wallpapers event sounds and some character voiceover
它们包含了三个主题包、壁纸、系统声音和一些角色配音
There was also two limited edition akih Habra editions with 444 units being sold each for 88 total
此外，还有两款限量版的秋叶原特别版，每款各售出444套，总共88套
But that is not the end of the Windows 8 version
There was also apparently a Windows 8 can Edition from Unicom with 2
Unicom还推出了一款Windows 8罐装版，限量生产2
This one included a notepad t-shirt mouse pad pocket media case U and I Badges and a freeze blanket
包含了一个记事本、T恤、鼠标垫、游戏机收纳盒、U和I版徽章，以及一条雪花毛毯
But I really couldn't find anything super concrete about this at the time I was writing the script
{\pos(1286.67,1263)}If that changes when I'm editing I'll let you know with like text or something
{\pos(1288,1204.33)}如果我在编辑时发现了新的信息，我会通过文字或其他方式通知你
One of the most notable parts of these Windows 8 versions is that there's a Windows 8 music video title through the window
这些 Windows 8 版本中最引人注目的部分，是一个名为《Through the Window》的音乐视频
That was presented on the second day of the windows developer day in Japan conference
这是在日本的 Windows 开发者日会议第二天展示的
which is honestly a same thing to see at a Windows Microsoft conference
在微软的 Windows 会议上看到这样的内容，说实话并不意外
It looks like an anime intro and these characters had their own Twitter account
看起来像动漫片头曲，而且这些角色还有自己的 Twitter 账号
The profiles give you a really good idea of how old these accounts were because just look at Twitter
从这些账号的个人资料就能看出它们有多老了，看看 Twitter 就知道
It's so old pretty standard brand things to do
Overall out of these versions of Windows 8 there is definitely a winner and it is the can edition
总的来说，这些 Windows 8 版本中，确实有一个赢家，那就是罐装版
The can Edition just came with the most cool things
like the T-shirt notepad mouse pad pocket media case smartbook cleaning PC cleaner U and I Badges in a freeze blanket
比如 T 恤、记事本、鼠标垫、游戏机收纳盒、智能本、电脑清洁工具、U和I版徽章，还有雪花毛毯
That is definitely the best Edition and when it came to the wedge Mouse
I really don't know why they did that
They really should have just made some weed Mouse pan with like anime girl boobs on the front
The wedge Mouse just seems like a really weird pick
which really just makes me think that Microsoft was trying to get rid of stock for this garbage Mouse
这让我不禁怀疑，微软是不是在清仓处理这款难用的鼠标
Because I just look at it it's bad it's a bad Mouse
Microsoft definitely went all out for the advertising of Windows 8 not so much the effort Department
微软在Windows 8的广告宣传上下了很大功夫，但在实际产品上却没那么用心
There was a lot more versions of Windows 8 but a lot less cool things and unique things
Windows 8有很多版本，但真正酷炫和独特的东西却少了很多
That's probably just because at the time people thought of Windows 8 as being the future
这可能是因为当时人们认为Windows 8代表了未来
It wasn't cuz it sucks Microsoft was really trying to push twoin ones a lot and also like you know tablets a lot
不是因为它差劲，而是因为微软当时大力推广二合一设备和平板电脑
No one wanted either of those devices they just didn't and this was also around the same time as Windows phone
当时没人真正想要这些设备，而且那段时间也正好是Windows Phone的时期
Microsoft really thought they had something here but generally speaking no one wanted this version to window no one
微软以为自己抓住了未来的趋势，但现实是，没人想要这种版本的Windows
No one did usually people who use Windows 8 were forced to
like myself I and many others did not want my operating system to look like this
This was stupid no one wanted this why did you even do it but thankfully even though Windows 8 sucked
这太愚蠢了，没人想要这个，你们为什么要这么做？不过幸好，尽管Windows 8很糟糕
Windows 8.1 also got an OS chan and Windows 8.1 was a lot better
Windows 8.1 也有了系统娘，而且 Windows 8.1 要好得多
The Windows 8.1 Pro DSP Edition is one of the best editions
Windows 8.1 Pro DSP 版是最出色的版本之一
We've seen so far this version is the Madobe family version by Windows plus
到目前为止，我们看到的是由 Windows plus 推出的 Madobe 家族版本
{\pos(1989.33,1241.67)}*HAF：听不清，原字幕也没有是谁推出的*
并且限量发行 1000 套，此版本附带了 Madobe 家族图片壁纸
The Madobe character voices a complete edition
and a complete edition Windows theme pack as far as bonuses related to characters
Madobe 角色配音的完整版，以及包含完整版 Windows 主题包，均与角色相关
It also came with this Pasam Data Hikkoshi 9 plus license key
它还附带了 Pasam Data Hikkoshi 9 Plus 的许可证密钥
It seems to be some kind of data software for like stem fields which really Narrows down the Target
demographic for this version of Windows doesn't it
似乎是一款针对 STEM 领域的数据软件，这大大缩小了这个版本的目标用户群体，不是吗？
It also came with a 3-month free trial for Skype which no one really wanted
它还附带了一个为期三个月的 Skype 免费试用，但没人真正想要
It also came with the Microsoft sculpt Madobe Mouse which is an improvement over the wedge
它还附带了 Microsoft Sculpt Madobe 鼠标，相比楔形有所改进
But it's still kind of looks terrible and unlike other versions of Windows Pro DSP
但它看起来有些糟糕，而且与其他版本的 Windows Pro DSP 不同
This version was available for custom PCS from multiple companies
These versions had different things they included two types of custom wallpapers
in a Christmas and new year's theme pack with system voices
这些版本包含不同的内容，其中有两种自定义壁纸，以及一个包含系统语音的圣诞节和新年主题包
Microsoft was definitely slowing down with these mascots around Windows 8.1
微软在 Windows 8.1 时期逐渐减少了这些吉祥物的使用
Because even though this version of Windows is called 8.1
it was more popular than Windows 8 because it fixed all of Windows 8's problems
它比 Windows 8 更受欢迎，因为它修复了 Windows 8 的所有问题
So the fact that Microsoft slowed down with the OS chan around Windows 8.1 release
微软在 Windows 8.1 发布时放慢了系统娘的使用节奏
It's pretty telling that Microsoft felt like these were a waste of resources and time
But the Windows 10 Chan is really interesting
Because there's no special version of Windows 10
They just made the character and gave her a weirdly detailed backstory
他们只是创造了这个角色，并赋予了她一个异常详细的背景故事
So her name is Touko meaning 10
It was picked by a fan poll on Facebook to kind of date this already
这是在Facebook上通过粉丝投票选出的，算是给这个已经存在的东西定了个日期
According to her profile she's part of the Madobe family to the windows family the same family as all the other OS chan
根据她的个人资料，她属于Madobe家族，与Windows家族同属一个大家庭，就像所有其他系统娘成员一样
But Touko is 100 years from the future and likes online gaming and supporting her friends
但Touko来自未来的100年后，她喜欢在线游戏并支持她的朋友们
So basically she's a mercy mate but she's also an excellent student and loves expanding her knowledge on technology
基本上她是个乐于助人的伙伴，同时也是个优秀的学生，并且热爱扩展她在技术方面的知识
{\fscx91\fscy100}Her manager is a bit worried she's a bit spontaneous and she also enjoys cheering on people who are working hard and doing their best
她的经理有点担心她有些冲动，同时她也喜欢为那些努力工作、全力以赴的人加油打气
and then made me think of her just cheering on all those salary men in anime who look like corpses
这让我想到她在为那些看起来像行尸走肉动漫里的上班族们加油的样子
This might be a cultural divide thing but this character is like obnoxiously perfect to me
这可能是文化差异的问题，但对我来说，这个角色完美得有点让人讨厌
It's also weird they gave this character this much backstory when they didn't really use her in any kind of promotions at all
奇怪的是，他们为这个角色设定了这么多背景故事，却根本没有在任何宣传中使用她
like there's some things with Touko in it but not many and it's kind of weird given the fact that her backstory is so detailed
确实有一些关于Touko的内容，但并不多，考虑到她的背景故事如此详细，这确实有点奇怪
{\pos(1286.67,1256.33)}The Windows 7 character got way more attention to had a way less detailed backstory
{\pos(1277.33,1215)}Windows 7的角色得到了更多的关注，尽管她的背景故事远没有那么详细
The only thing I could find that's still up is a do it yourself series on YouTube on building computers
我唯一能找到的还在更新的内容是一个关于组装电脑的DIY系列，发布在YouTube上
which I think is officially endorsed because they all link to each other like it links to their official Twitter page
我认为这是官方认可的，因为它们都相互链接，比如它链接到了他们的官方Twitter页面
So I'm assuming it's official but this is the only official content I could find with Touko in it
我假设这是官方的，这是我唯一能找到的包含Touko的官方内容
I'm not saying others don't exist this is just all I could find though a lot of it is like nuked
我并不是说其他的不存在，这只是我能找到的所有内容，尽管很多内容都被删除了
I don't know why Microsoft did this whole thing where they nuked a bunch of stuff we'll go over a little bit more later
我不知道为什么微软会这样做，删了很多东西，我们稍后再详细讨论一下
but they nuked all this stuff and there was also an introduction video of Touko
他们删除了所有这些内容，而且原本还有一个Touko的介绍视频
which is removed and I can't find a re-upload anywhere
like it might be out there somewhere but I am doubtful because I can't find it
也许它还在某个地方，但我对此表示怀疑，因为我找不到它
All the videos related to these characters are pretty under the radar
but Touko did get a fair share of unofficial content made
There's a custom Touko Windows 10 thing you can get
有一个自定义的Touko Windows 10主题可以下载
There's also a a custom OSU level based off of Touko
That is probably the least surprising thing about this character
Honestly OSU and anime girls that's like the two things that go together the most
But after Windows 10 released Microsoft basically killed off these mascots
但在Windows 10发布后，微软基本上就放弃了这些吉祥物
The company was making them got switched up to a VPN
So there is no official OS Chan for Windows 11
But there is a fan made one her name is Ichika Madobe and her name basically means Windows 11
但有一个粉丝创作的角色，她的名字叫窓辺一花（Ichika Madobe），基本上就是Windows 11的意思
Microsoft has never officially made this character Canon as we just discussed
正如我们刚才讨论的，微软从未正式将这个角色纳入官方设定
But Microsoft did mention this character in an Instagram reel
但微软确实在一个Instagram短视频中提到过这个角色
So they at least acknowledge a character exist officially cuz it's on their official account
But the timeline of these characters in general is honestly pretty weird
They released the windows 7 OS chan at a really good time
If Microsoft just kept leaning into it
I think it would have done really well I didn't hear about this at all
I think part of Microsoft was like ashamed of the mascot because really they didn't push it that hard at all
我觉得微软内部可能对这些吉祥物有些羞于启齿，因为他们没有大力推广
But it is hard to gauge how well these characters did in Japan and other countries
Because there really isn't many views on all of these videos
But it's also all in Japanese with no translation
So it's pretty hard to gauge how popular it is in Japan
Because even me trying to find stuff on YouTube for these characters is pretty America Centric
因为即使我在YouTube上搜索这些角色的内容，结果也大多是以美国为中心的
Because remember the OS chan off on 2chan a Japanese image board
别忘了，系统娘角色最初是出现在2chan这个日本图像论坛上的
So to accurately find these characters and find out how popular they were
I'd hit to speak Japanese which I can't do
But I think it's fair to say among the terminally online
These will remain very popular for a very long time
Because they were created by the terminally online
The relatively short list of Os chan we just went over
It's really just the timeline of them going from unofficial to official
If you dig a Little Deeper the whole list of OS chan expands quite a bit
如果你稍微深入挖掘一下，整个系统娘角色的列表会增加得相当多
There is pretty much an OS chan for every operating system ever
Starting at Windows 1.0 we have Windows 1.0 Chan
从Windows 1.0开始，我们有Windows 1.0娘
The names weren't really there yet
But this OS would making as slow and innocent to personify Windows 1.0
但这个系统娘被塑造得天真，拟人化Windows 1.0
This character really is just like lobotomized
That's kind of their whole personality that's really it
Next we have Windows 2.0 Chan who personifies Windows change to graphical interfaces
接下来是Windows 2.0娘，她拟人化了Windows向图形界面的转变
Because Windows 1.0 definitely was not that usable
Maybe someone who actually used it would disagree with me
But if someone born in 2000 Windows 1.0 looks like alien technology to me
但如果是一个2000年出生的人，Windows 1.0对我来说就像外星科技一样
Windows 2.0 is not much better but at least I vaguely understand the layout of this operating system unlike Windows 1.0
Windows 2.0也好不到哪里去，但至少我大概看懂这个界面，不像Windows 1.0那样完全摸不着头脑
Windows 2.0 Chan is the donor of windows 1.0 chan
Windows 2.0娘是Windows 1.0娘的升级版
She is supposed to be smart and extremely skilled unlike her mother Windows 1.0
她应该是聪明且技术娴熟的，不像她的“母亲”Windows 1.0那样
Next we have Windows 3.1 Chan and canonically she was close to Windows 1.0 and 2.0 in childhood
接下来是Windows 3.1娘，根据设定，她在童年时期与Windows 1.0和2.0关系密切
But doesn't remember much and for some reason they're never allowed to speak
When I say for some reason by the way it's like literally just some reason they don't actually say
顺便说一下，我说的“出于某种原因”实际上就是字面意思，他们并没有具体解释
A possible interpretation is that her memory was wiped or Windows 1.0 into Window chan were exiled
一种可能的解释是她的记忆被清除了，或者Windows 1.0和Windows 2.0娘被驱逐了
Really the most notable part of Windows 3.1 Chan is that
She also has a counterpart called Windows 3.2 chan who is the same but speaks Simplified Chinese which I think is kind of funny
{\fscx83\fscy95}Windows 3.1娘最吸引人的部分是她还有一个对应的角色叫Windows 3.2娘，和她几乎一样，但会说中文，我觉得有点搞笑
Next we have NT mama who is a depiction of Windows NT 3.x
接下来是NT妈妈，她是Windows NT 3.x的拟人化形象
As the name implies she's supposed to be a motherly figure
That makes sense given the operating system looking back at previous versions of windows
考虑到这个操作系统回顾了之前版本的Windows，这很合理
It's pretty obvious Windows NT is where they generally wanted to head with Windows
很明显，Windows NT是他们希望Windows发展的方向
Windows NT at the time would have been much better than any of the previous operating systems
在当时，Windows NT比之前的任何操作系统都要好得多
So a motherly depiction for this character makes sense
Next we have 95 Chan which is definitely reflective of the rise of weebs in the late 90s and early 2000s
接下来是95娘，这无疑反映了90年代末和2000年代初宅文化的兴起
95 Chan is a depiction of Windows 95
and is a traditional lady from early modern Japan the reason 95 chan is like this
Because Windows 95 is generally considered a massive improvement over Windows NT
因为Windows 95通常被认为是对Windows NT的巨大改进
But it still respects the roots of the previous operating system
Hence the traditional Japanese woman thing she is also unfamiliar with USB devices
因此，她是一个传统的日本女性形象，而且她对USB设备也不熟悉
The internet which makes sense because at the time dialup was really your only option
还有互联网，这很合理，因为当时拨号上网几乎是唯一的选择
A lot of people didn't have it and also floppy disc were still in use at the time
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Windows 95 actually got USB support later in its life
It was generally considered Hit or Miss if your USB device would work or not
通常来说，你的USB设备能否正常工作是个碰运气的事
That is why 95 Chan is scared of them she doesn't know where they are
这就是为什么95娘对它们感到害怕，她不知道它们是什么
But there's also 95 OSR 2.1 Chan which is a mouth ball
She's super Niche lorewise and she's just an inventor
That's like pretty much it and an even more Niche version of Windows 95 chan
差不多就是这样，她甚至比Windows 95娘还要小众
It's just a western 95 chance and honestly these two additions are just kind of schizophrenic
她只是一个西方版的95娘，说实话，这两个角色有点精神分裂的感觉
There's like no info on them and they're just there there's like that's it
The next mascot is just a daong girl named in and she is just a dog girl that's it
下一个吉祥物只是一个名叫daong的狗娘，她就是个狗娘，仅此而已
It's not even for a specific operating system
It's just an extension of the family of Windows NT
They have no specific traits besides being a dog girl that's it
除了是个狗娘之外，她们没有任何特定的特征，仅此而已
that's that's that's just character
Next we have Windows 97 and 98 SE
These characters are also lesser known and have less detail
But Windows 97 is a traditional Chinese girl and Windows 98 and 98 SE are school girls
但Windows 97是一个传统的中国女孩，而Windows 98和98 SE则是女学生
and guys I know the neck beard stereotype was a stereotype
But alls I'm saying is it didn't appear at a thin air
Okay and next we have the server chan
which I'm covering all at the same time even though it's not really in order
虽然顺序不太对，但我会一次性介绍所有的Server 酱
Because within this universe of OS chan they are definitely Side characters
First we have the 2003 server and she is half girl half fish for some reason
首先是2003 Server，她是个半人半鱼的女孩，原因不明
The bunnet on her head is an ethernet hub
Because servers have big ethernet hubs
Besides that there is not much of this character
It's just just a personified server so people could make memes about the stuff they like
她只是一个人形化的服务器，方便人们制作他们喜欢的梗图
But after someone made Windows 2003 chan
People went back and made a Windows 2000 Chan
Then later made a Windows 2008 Chan
The blonde one is 2008 and the blue hair one is 2000 and the pink hair one is 2003
金发的是2008，蓝发的是2000，粉发的是2003
Windows XP Chan was depicted as a character
Windows XP角色被描绘成一个（很大？）的角色
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Because Windows XP was considered to be garbage blow at the time that looked pretty
I actually did not know XP had this reputation of being trash when it first released
Because everyone who talks about XP now just says it's better than Vista
That's pretty much it but my assumption was wrong it was bad when it launched and they fixed it over time
差不多就是这样，但我的假设是错的，它刚发布时确实不好，后来他们逐渐修复了它
One of the reasons why the perception was bad at launch and it changed over time was because Hardware got better
人们对它的看法在发布时不好，但后来有所改变，原因之一是硬件变得更好了
Because Windows XP was a pretty demanding operating system
因为Windows XP是一个对硬件要求较高的操作系统
So having better Hardware helped a lot and then the thing that changed Windows XP reputation the most
was Windows Vista releasing because it was so much worse
所以硬件升级的帮助很大，而真正改变Windows XP名声的是Windows Vista的发布，因为它糟糕得多
I have personally used Windows Vista and it's a bad operating system
我个人用过Windows Vista，它确实是个糟糕的操作系统
It just is my experience is laggy and choppy and just bad
But for some reason some people like Windows Vista
但出于某种原因，有些人喜欢Windows Vista
I don't know why I hated it
A lot of people I know hated it but some people did
The fact that Windows Vista his multiple OS chan is pretty self-evident controversial at the very least
Windows Vista有多个系统娘，这一事实本身就说明它是很有争议的
But the first two depictions are visbu and Vistake
which I hope I'm not pronouncing wrong but I'm making no guarantees bobu is a young ninja girl
希望我没念错，但我不保证，Bobu是一个年轻的忍者女孩
and Vistake is an older girl who wears a sailor fuku
They're not related for what I can tell and they don't have any widely agreed upon lore
it's really just these designs that people would post
there's also this (?) version named (?) chan and yeah this is what replace xp's like (?) reputation this character
还有一个叫(?)的版本，是的，这个角色取代了XP(失败?)的名声
There's also a bunch of other minor versions of Windows Vista
But none of them were posted that frequently and the reason visto's identity
is so split to people is probably just because if you had a better PC it ran much better
但它们发布得并不频繁，Vista的身份如此分裂，可能是因为如果你的电脑更好，它运行会好得多
It still wasn't great okay and in defense to Microsoft
They still haven't learned from this okay they're still doing the same thing
But circling back at the OS chan first up we have Windows CE
Windows CE Chan is based off Windows embeded Compact which is an operating system for what looked like a Blackberry
Windows CE娘基于Windows Embedded Compact，这是一个为类似黑莓的设备设计的操作系统
Before the Blackberry really existed I had no idea this device existed
honestly it's really cool it did because I did not expect this to exist in 1996
说实话，它的存在真的很酷，因为我没想到1996年就有这种东西
This device was way ahead of its time and taking inspiration from the device Windows CE chan
这个设备远远超前于它的时代，而Windows CE娘从它身上汲取了灵感
It's a fairy with a USB cable one
So like a fairy represents portability and the cable as a charger I am guessing
But there really isn't much art of this character probably because this device was so Niche
但这个角色的艺术作品真的不多，可能是因为这个设备太小众了
For our next character they're based off an unreleased version of Windows called Neptune
下一个角色基于一个未发布的Windows版本，叫做Neptune
If Microsoft did release this version of Windows the windows that released in 2000 would have been called
The Home Edition instead of Windows me
如果微软发布了这个版本，那么2000年发布的Windows可能会被称为家庭版，而不是Windows Me
Because Windows me is what they ended up releasing and if the Windows home edition of 2000 came out
instead of Windows Me the internet might look drastically different
他们最终发布的是Me，而如果2000年发布的是Windows家庭版而不是Me，互联网可能会大不相同
But when I can tell me chan shaped a good part of the internet
I have no proof this character has done
But this character seems like it's a lot of inspiration for a lot of Internet
In general this is speculation based off things I've seen online you might be able to cooperate or disagree
总的来说，这是基于我在网上看到的东西的推测，你可以同意或不同意
But that's my take with it so I think if you swap Neptune for Windows me chan
但这是我的看法，所以我认为如果你用Neptune替换米酱
The internet would look a lot different especially since the os-tan Wikipedia page is based off of me chan
互联网可能会大不相同，尤其是因为os-tan的维基百科页面是基于米酱的
I imagine if me chan looked different it would have a huge butterfly effect
But next we have an OS Chan that isn't really an OS Chan
their name is silver light Chan and you're not going to guess this
They're a personification of Microsoft silver light
I know really different name a Microsoft silver light is some developer thing
我知道，名字很不一样，微软Silver Light是某种开发者工具
I'm honestly not sure what it is developers definitely know and they're definitely pissing me
说实话，我不太清楚它是什么，开发者肯定知道，而且他们肯定在嘲笑我
But so silver light chan was create with the explicit purpose of being an ad for silver light
但小光酱被明确地创造出来，作为Silver Light的广告
That also means we got an unhinged amount of detail about this character
First you started me put in promotions in Taiwan
Her popularity spread to other countries her blood type is B
She's a Libra she also likes singing dancing and music
In general and she hates spicy food
She also has three sisters who all have the same amount of insane detail
Honestly the weirdest part about this character to me at first
was seeing the blood type cuz I just felt like that was really strange
这个角色最让我觉得奇怪的部分是血型，因为我觉得这真的很奇怪
I felt like there was something I needed to know
But it turns out in a lot of cultures your blood type correlates to your star sign instead of your birth month
但事实证明，在许多文化中，血型与你的星座相关，而不是出生月份
So that's why it's listed here in for a lot of characters and vtubers
所以这就是为什么在很多角色和Vtuber中会列出这一点
In general which makes a lot more sense than people considering it a must no fact about themselves
For our next OS chan we have Claudia Madobe we talked about her a little bit earlier
下一个系统娘是 Claudia Madobe，我们之前稍微提到过她
{\fscx87\fscy105}She's based off Windows Azure which is a cloud computing platform used to build applications and services and deploy them around the world
她基于Windows Azure，这是一个用于构建应用程序和服务并在全球部署的云计算平台
She is also an official Microsoft character so she has been in a lot of different commercials and advertising
她也是微软的官方角色，因此她出现在许多不同的广告和宣传中
In general she also an official Microsoft web comic
But for some reason Microsoft pulled it down
I don't know why I do know Navi plus that was doing these mascots got shut down though and replaced by a VPN company
我不知道为什么，但我知道负责这些吉祥物的Navi Plus被关闭了，取而代之的是一家VPN公司
But that's pretty much it so at least you know it existed at one point I guess
But that has been pretty much all of the Windows OS chan
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